section heading hidden

  • New Update
  • Making a Simple Picnic for a Windy Seaside Afternoon

Article

Making a Simple Picnic for a Windy Seaside Afternoon

Read the Forecast, Then Choose Your Pitch

A breezy afternoon beside the sea is one of the great British pleasures, as long as you pack for the wind rather than pretending it isn't there. Wind direction matters more than wind speed. A stiff south-westerly on an exposed beach can feel brutal, but the same wind on the sheltered side of a harbour wall, a groyne or a line of dunes is perfectly civilised. Check the tide times as carefully as the weather, and pitch yourself above the strandline rather than at the water's edge, where you'll be shifting camp within the hour.

Look for natural shelter: the leeward side of a sea wall, the back of a beach hut, or the corner of a windbreak dug in at an angle. Sitting with your back to the wind and your face to the view is the whole art of it.

Weighted Containers Beat Clever Packaging

On a windy beach, lightness is your enemy. Cling film peels back, foil takes off, and paper bags behave like kites. Choose lidded tubs with clip-down sides, and pack them so they sit low and heavy in the bag rather than balanced on top.

  • Put the full flask in the bottom of the bag as an anchor, then build around it.
  • Place a clean, dry pebble or two in the base of your picnic bag on arrival — it costs nothing and stops the whole thing tipping over.
  • Lay a tea towel over the top of the basket or box and tuck the ends underneath, so there's nothing loose to catch the gusts.
  • Skip loose paper napkins entirely. Fold them into a lidded tub, or tuck them under the plates where they can't escape.
  • Weigh down individual tubs with a small stone on the lid if you're serving straight from them.

Sandwiches That Hold Their Shape

Soft sliced white bread is a poor traveller in a breeze; it flops, dries and disintegrates. Go for something with structure — a crusty bloomer, a sourdough, a well-baked wholemeal, or firm rolls. Butter both slices right to the edges, as this creates a barrier that stops the filling making the bread soggy.

Fillings should be firm and generous rather than wet and sliding. Mature cheddar with pickle, ham with a scrape of mustard, cold roast chicken with a thin smear of mayonnaise rather than a dollop, or mashed egg with plenty of butter and black pepper all work well. Sliced egg and sliced tomato slide out at the first gust; keep them for home.

Keep cucumber, lettuce and tomato in a separate lidded tub and add them at the point of eating, or leave them behind if the forecast looks lively. Wrap each sandwich in greaseproof paper, pack them snugly cut-side to cut-side, then slide the whole lot into a tub so nothing rattles.

Fruit, Snacks and Things That Stay Put

Choose fruit that arrives intact and can be eaten with wind-blown hands. Apples, firm pears, satsumas and grapes taken off the stalk are ideal. Bananas are fine if they travel on top of the bag, where they won't be crushed. Loose berries and open bags of dried fruit will scatter the moment you open them.

  • Flapjack, oat biscuits, shortbread, malt loaf and fruit cake all hold together beautifully and taste better outdoors.
  • Decant crisps into a lidded tub — an open bag is essentially a sail.
  • Oatcakes, nuts and a wedge of cheese make a sturdy second course.
  • Bring a small pot of something spreadable and a knife rather than fiddly individual portions.

Flask Drinks and Hot Comforts

Wind chill makes a coastal afternoon feel several degrees colder than the thermometer suggests, so a hot drink earns its weight in the bag. Pre-heat your flask by filling it with boiling water for a few minutes, emptying it, then filling with freshly made tea or coffee. Carry milk separately in a small screw-top bottle so the flask contents keep longer.

A second wide-mouthed flask of thick soup — lentil, tomato, leek and potato — turns a chilly picnic into a proper meal. For children, use lidded thermal cups so a gust can't knock a drink into the sand. Cold drinks should be in screw-cap bottles rather than cartons with straws, which tip and leak the instant the wind catches them.

Packing Up Without Losing Anything

Bring a rubbish bag and weigh it down with a stone so it doesn't blow away while you're still eating. A damp cloth or a small pack of wipes deals with sticky hands, and everything you brought should go home with you — gulls are opportunistic and remarkably quick.

Finally, watch the water rather than the clock. Tides around the UK coast move faster than most people expect, and a picnic spot that felt comfortably inland can be surrounded within twenty minutes. Pack up while you've still got dry feet, and the walk back to the car will be a pleasure rather than a scramble.

Share:
Spotting Seabirds on a Coastal Cliff Without Disturbing Them

Ask about catch methods and local seasons, look for clear labelling, and favour smaller species that are plentiful in nearby waters.

5 Comments

  1. Robert Sonny says Jul 21, 2024 at 10:00am

    I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system

    Reply
    • John Abraham says Jul 21, 2024 at 10:00am

      I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system

      Reply
      • Robert Sonnysays Jul 21, 2024 at 10:00am

        I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system

        Reply
  2. Robert Sonny says Jul 21, 2024 at 10:00am

    I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system

    Reply

Leave a reply

blog

There are many variations of passages of Real stories, useful guides and the occasional recommendation, all in one calm corner of the web.

Newsletter

Many desktop publi’s shing packages web page editors now is use sites.

Copyright © 2026 Bower Harbour. All rights reserved.Bower Harbour.